So for those of you who aren’t Stargate fans:
A) Get on Netflix right fucking now and watch that shit
B) This is Anubis.
To quote the Tok’ra Selmak:
"You do not understand how bad Anubis is. He was banished by the System Lords because his crimes were unspeakable. Even to the Goa’uld."
Anubis was the bad guy so bad the other bad guys threw him out of their bad guy club. He’s super bad.
So I was playing 20Q today, and I was trying to make it guess Anubis because I love trying to stump that thing. But knowing Anubis and some of the questions almosts begs a few fan comics that may or may not happen:
Are you a sitcom? (I smell gold)
Are you a murder?
Have you ever been married? (Get in here Hathor)
Are you a romantic comedy?
Did you try to have somebody killed?
Are you sad? (Ah yes, the real secret behind the cloak-thingy. Can Goa’uld get sad? Can a black swirling void get sad?)
AND THEN IT FUCKING GUESSED TODD THE WRAITH FROM STARGATE ATLANTIS AND I FELL OFF THE COUCH LAUGHING!
Yes, yes it’s Todd because Todd is the best. You win game, you win. You know how to make me secede.